The Markets Have Never Been Wetter

Unemployment’s gone way up.

Thirteen, maybe twenty.

Crude was minus ten a barrel

For a couple days there.

Now they’re closing

Down the wet markets

Except for Wall Street.

End times, my friend,

But they won’t be dry times.

Dirty Harry’s Daytona

Still held that contest

Just as advertised.

And nothing gets wetter

Than a t-shirt

In a beer bar.